Meathead Public Library

Books were considered a highly civilizing influence, and a threat to barbarian culture. So they were locked up on a small isle called Forget Me, in the Meathead Public Library. The library is not open to the public and is heavily guarded by 300 Meathead warriors,300 Driller-Dragons and the Hairy Scary Librarian (the half blind half dumb guardian of the library) with his heart-slicers.